Chapter 59 – It gives It's Wife motivation

Chapter 59 – It gives It's Wife motivation

"Hey, Thia? Want to go on a vacation? Right now? Just the two of us?"

"It refuses."

"Why?"

"It suspects that Amy is using vacation as an excuse to not finish Amy's manuscript."

"Guilty."

"It has a counter offer."

"Oh? That's super rare. I'm listening. You don't normally offer things in return. What's up?"

"After Amy finishes Amy's manuscript, It will take Amy on vacation."

"Where will we go?"

"It will take Amy to any of the myriad realms in Creation—across galaxies, Mythos, and dimensions—as long as the location is accessible from the mortal plane."

"Hmm, okay. I think Hawaii would be nice."

"Understood."

"I know it's super basic, but I've also never gone there before. It’s always looked really nice whenever I've seen it on TV."

"Understood. It will take Amy on vacation to Hawaii after Amy finishes Amy's manuscript. Are these Terms correct?"

"Sounds good to me! I'm all fired up. Fetch me my legally distinct Scarlet Cow energy drink, squire! It is time to embark on another journey of sleepless nights until the first draft is complete!"

"It refuses."

"Aw, no fair. But I fetch you strawbies all the time."

"It asserts: Amy needs to properly rest. It will give Amy strawberries, but not stimulants."

"But my Thiacation..."

"It will not accept pouting as payment."

"Demon. Tyrant. Bully. Meanie."

"It has known all these names before and many others. It's Wife’s play of infantilism is ineffective against It. It will not give Amy energy drinks."

"Okay... Even though you're being mean, you're still my pookie, though."

"It will not accept cuteness as bribery either."

"Okay, fine. No caffeine. I'll still finish this thing on time even without drugs."

"It has absolute Trust in Amy."

"Does Thia count as a drug?"

"It does not."

"Then I can get this done as long as I have a healthy dose of Thia every day."

"Understood. It will keep Amy’s Thiameter fully charged."

"I accept the reward. Continue."

"It knows Amy has Conviction."

"I accept the compliment. Continue."

"It will sit by Amy's side until Amy's work is done."

"I accept the company. Continue."

"It will wait in bed at 10 P.M. every night so that Amy is tempted to sleep."

"..."

"It will not allow Amy to harm Amy's health for temporary progress."

"...Okay. You win. I’ll just accept everything. Continue."

"It will now give Amy a good luck charm to fully charge Amy’s Thiameter and invigorate Amy’s working spirit."

"..."

". . ."

"Squee."

"Amy's soul is properly housed."