Chapter 55 – Thia

Chapter 55 – Thia

“Thank you for bringing me back to mom.”

“It did not reunite Thia and Mom.”

“Incorrect. Mom said that Kitti said that you tied all of our souls together.”

“It clarifies: It agreed upon Terms with 💀█████████ to achieve this effect. It did not personally tie the souls of Thia, Mom, and Dad together. That credit belongs to Kitti.”

“Thank you anyway.”

“It accepts the premise. Continue.”

“Are you me?”

“It is It. Thia is Thia.”

“Understood. Why does It look like me?”

“It's summoner, Dad, used the corpse of Thia to summon It.”

“Freaky.”

“It continues: It used the sacrifice of Mom to restore Thia’s body into a healthy, living vessel for It to occupy.”

“Understood. I like you a lot. You don't lie or use silly euphemisms.”

“It accepts the premise. Continue.”

“What else can It tell me?”

“It knows all there is to know in the mortal plane and all realms beyond the Veil. It wonders what Thia would like to know?”

“Is God real?”

“Correct. God was sitting in the first three chairs of the front row.”

“Wow. Is the devil real, too?”

“Correct. Lulu presided over the Ceremony of Marriage.”

“Are we in hell right now?”

“Incorrect. We are in Lulu’s Domain: one of many boundaries between Hell, the mortal plane, and the rest of the myriad realms.”

“Will you be my sister?”

“Clarify: what are the Terms of Sister?”

“A sister is like being a mom or a friend, except we look more similar.”

“Understood. What Price will Thia offer for It to be Thia’s sister?”

“The price will be... Thia being It’s sister.”

“Understood. The Task will be for It to be Thia’s Sister. The Price paid will be for Thia to be It's Sister until Thia’s soul perishes. Are these Terms correct?”

“I accept the terms.”

“The Task and Price are Just. It obeys.”

“Thank you.”

“It wonders if Thia has more questions?”

“I do not. But now I know who to ask when I do.”

“Understood.”

“Understood.”