Chapter 46 - It joins a group chat
Chapter 46 – It joins a group chat
It has entered the chat
Smort ALex: who is it?
El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): are you stupid? who else would It be
Gabriel M 🎬: Yeah, read a book.
Smort ALex: I don't want to hear that from you
It: It is It.
ccccc: Hi Thia! I didn't expect you to join the chat 😮
ccccc: How have you and Amy been? 🤭
El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): yeah give us all the juicy lore. you guys are living together now right?
magician-magic: Hasn't even been here 10 minutes and already getting grilled. You're gonna make her run away.
El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): hey, amy feeds us single dogs some scraps every once in a while, but maybe thia will be a more generous master. a dog's gotta try.
darcy: why am I getting spam pinged?
darcy: oh it's thia
darcy: hi
It: It and Amy have been living well.
ccccc: That's great to hear! I'm really happy for you two 😊
Smort ALex: so what brings you here? got any news?
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It: It confirms. Amy and It are living together.
Smort ALex: that's old news. really old news.
Gabriel M 🎬: Read a book.
magician-magic: Mate, you're still hung up on that? Priceless.
It: It will not run away.
darcy: unsubscribe from random inane comments
H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: Did you mean: ‘Subscribe to cat facts?’ 🐈 Type ‘yes’ ✅ to confirm.
darcy: no. unsubscribe
H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: Thank you for subscribing to cat facts! Did you know that cats have three eyelids?
It: It will not feed @El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) dog food.
darcy: unsubscribe unsubscribe unsubscribe
H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: Did you know that cats can’t taste sweet things?
darcy: that’s great
darcy: unsubscribe
ccccc: Guys, I think Thia is replying to all the messages in order 🤔
El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): seriously? I guess thias a bit of a boomer, that kind of tracks
Gabriel M 🎬: Hard tracks.
magician-magic: I’m cracking up. This is way too good.
It: It greets @darcy
Smort ALex: hahahhahahaha
darcy: ...
magician-magic: Deceased.
El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): @ccccc are you a psychic? how did you know?
ccccc: Hehe 🤭
Smort ALex: oh, the news is coming up then
Gabriel M 🎬: All hands on deck. Spots ready. Crew, prepare to receive hot goss.
darcy: resubscribe
El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): it's taking so long... master is really checking how well trained the dogs are
Smort ALex: woof
darcy: disgusting
magician-magic: You can't rush poetry. I'm sure it's going to be a banger as always.
El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): woof
darcy: ...
ccccc: Woof? 🐕
H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: Woof! 🦴
darcy: unsubscribe
It: It and Amy are getting married. It invites all of the Classmates from School who have asked It for an invite to the Wedding.
darcy: resubscribe
magician-magic: Woof.
Gabriel M 🎬: Woof.
El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): woof woof woof (i knew thia would be a more generous master. single dogs, rejoice. tonight we feast)
H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: Woof. (Please let us know all the details. I would love to be there for your beautiful moment! ✨)
ccccc: Woof! (Yes! Please invite! I'll make it for sure ✨✨)
ccccc: Woof! (Congratulations, you two. I'm so happy for you 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭)
magician-magic: Woof. (Told you it'd be a banger. When has the stone queen of the Straightmen ever gone wrong?)
Gabriel M 🎬: Woof. (Invite please. Thanks. I'll be there if it's before September).
It: It finds cats to be perplexing.
magician-magic: I'm literally crying.
darcy: not the cat facts again
H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: Thank you for resubscribing to cat facts. ♾️ Did you know...
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“It has invited Classmates to the wedding.”
“You did such a good job! Let me get you a prize. How about some strawbies?”
“It will accept strawberries.”
“Good Thia. Good Thia.”
“It accepts the premise. Continue.”
“It's so cute that you're slow at typing.”
“The letters are in unexpected locations. It will improve.”
“Hehe, I know you will. But it’s going in the Thia Collection Log for now.”
“Understood.”
"..."
“. . .”
“It Wants to know what Amy is thinking.”
“Thia, I’m really really super happy and thankful that you’ve done all of the wedding planning. Or rather, forced your priest?— (question mark?) —into slave labour.”
“It accepts the premise. Continue.”
“I just have one question.”
“It listens.”
"...Why Chicago?”