There is no Epic Loot here, Only Puns.

by stewart92Is this yours?

69: New Blood

1 min readPublished Jun 5, 2026

69: New Blood


Delta looked at the box and for the first time in ages didn’t run away.


She bent down and looked into the eyes. There was a calm blink as the Mushroom saw Delta.


“Blood Star, I get it is a fusion of the Blood Curdling... and the Starlight, but that is really...not a cute name. Sys... what is this?” Delta said... almost amused.


After Bob... The bees... Renny... the spiders... This thing was just not scary in the least.


Delta looked away as it sneezed. She giggled and petted it as best she could.


“This thing is adorable! I actually like it, Sys!” she admitted. A bee wandered past and the Mushroom was startled as a stinger moved past it’s face


The two starry eyes lit up like blood red orbs. Delta’s giggling died in her throat as the Mushroom blasted twin red lasers in random directions with a shriek.


There was a pause before Delta looked back at the screen.


The Mushroom blinked a few times before it waddled towards Delta and gave her a hug, mostly just hugging air.


“P...please... don’t....laser people,” Delta whispered, pleading.


The feminine looking mushroom looked up and blinked. The star-like eyes now innocent.


It was cute... Delta pursed her lips.


“Maybe a little laser if they get nasty,” she amended.


“Sys... give this one the name...,” she requested and thought about it. The little kid sibling to Maestro and Mr Mushy.


“Call her, Missy.”


Delta was running out of M names for these guys. Soon she would have to start making words up.


Besides, calling her Peach was just too easy.



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